The Return of Cat Tuesday
**Insert Trumpet Fanfare Here**
I've returned and so has Cat Tuesday. This week we recognize the tireless cats who work in Delis and corner stores keeping the rodents at bay. These felines stalk disgusting rats and mice and all they ask in return is a little cat food and a saucer of milk. The problem is, not all cat workers are appreciated by health inspectors. According to this article any animal found in the vacinity of food to be sold for human consumption is a health violation.
Consider the story of Junior, a marmelade kitten who was tasked last year with clearing a store of rodents. Sure Junior brings the dead carcasses as gifts to his employer. But that's better than dead carcasses rotting under the freezer.
As for the health violation, I'd take the animal I know about (the cat) any day over the one I don't (dead rat rotting under freezer.)
Labels: Cat Tuesday
10 Comments:
Well said.
Amen, I'm with you on that!!
WONDER WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO DAVE AND THE CATS??????
Dave!! whats the deal with no more blog posts??? I'm bored at school!!
-Christine
@Cat Tuesday sucks. Make a new post you lazy son of a gun.
I agree with Christine. There is definitely a void in my seventh hour class.
However I do not dislike Cat Tuesday like that other hooligan posting after Christine.
~Aubrey
Where are you Dave?
We miss your postings.
Due to "lack of interest" The Blog Police are contemplating revoking your blogging privileges.
I'm about to take my valuable 5 minuets of blog looking somewhere else.....
I hope someone will file a missing
persons report on Dave even if we can't find the cats.
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